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Ridiculous Clothing

There are all sorts of stupid things you can emblazon across your forehead or chest with clothing. But why would you?

Here are just a few things I've come across that make me wonder...

Guitar Rock from the Heart, Baby!

This shirt lets you actually play songs with almost no musical knowledge whatsoever. There are a bunch of chords that have been sampled from a real-life guitar and when you pass the special "magnetic pick" in front of the guitar, you can play real songs. There's a "mini-amp" that you clip to your belt and away you go!

I have to be honest... as a guitarist myself, I like this. But sheesh... how ridiculous.

Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

Here's a video of the shirt in action:

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Just what it says...

Okay, look, I have to be perfectly honest: I think this one's kinda funny.

Gals are being hit on by dickheads all the time. But a t-shirt like this ain't gonna stop 'em, unfortunately.

Dickheads are dickheads because they don't realise it. (These kind of guys love things like the Guitar Rock T-shirt, above!)

No Dickheads Women's Pink T-Shirt

Don't do it!

Do not let this person near the Christmas BBQ! If you have someone who got a bit of the Dubya going on, this would make for a suitably ridiculous gift. The picture here is a bit small, unfortunately, but this photo is absolutely classic! It reminds me of this video...

My Brain Hurts - BBQ Apron

Calling Platform-Game-Loving Video Game Geeks

If you're under the age of 35, then you may not remember the first generation or two of video games. Things like Loderunner on Mac, or Pitfall on Intellivision, or Joust of Atari, or... you get the picture. The graphics were 8-bit and despite being TOTALLY lame, we loved it! This (clip-on!) tie is for that kind of video game geek.

The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie

Hey, I like PacMan, but...

I don't know if I'd want to actually walk around in this stupid-looking hoodie. Would anyone? I guess they do. If you know anyone over 30 who's mad about video games, this might be a cool present. Maybe they could wear the tie clipped on to the front of the hoodie for extra stoopid-points!

Pac-Man Hoodie

Cute Movie; Idiotic Hat

Similarly to the PacMan hoodie, I happen to like the film My Neighbor Totoro quite a lot. But you wouldn't catch me dead wearing this hat! This is ridiculosity at its best.

Totoro Plush Hat

Know Anyone Who Fancies J-girls?

While we're on the Japanese thang, check out this t-shirt! There are guys I know who would actually wear this. For real.

Looking For A Japanese Girlfriend

Who in their right mind...

...would wear a "bacon" silk scarf? Really? Bacon's tasty. I stopped being a vegetarian primarily for bacon, but *ahem* a scarf that looks like an uncooked rasher? Are... you... serious?

Hand-Painted Silk Bacon Scarf

Looking for a little Christmas treat?

I'm not sure what to say about this one... It's tacky, sure... but it's also pretty much straight to the point.

Nice Balls Boxers

Hey, Santa... not fat enough?

Usually, you get the tubby guy to play Santa, right? Well, what if you ain't got no tubby guy? Aha! We have a solution! Strap this puppy on and ho-ho-ho away.

Santa Suit Stuffer

Archangel St Toolas

Not just for Christmas; a staple of young girls at big outdoor festivals for years, you too can have your very own set of angel wings. [Choir: OOOooooooohhhh!]

Adult Angel Feather Wings