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Ridiculous Gifts for Pets

You wouldn't want your pets to feel left out this Christmas, now would you?

How would Rover or Kitty feel if they didn't get some lovin' from good ol' Santa too?

Do you think it would damage their self-esteem?

Would they mope around the house for days feeling forlorn?

Seriously!

 

 

 

 

Gifts for Your Pets Can't Go Under the Tree

Need something to put Rover's Christmas presents in? Aww... how sweet. A little ole doggie stocking to hang on the mantlepiece.

Red Pawprint Stocking
Red Pawprint Stocking

 

Give Rover a Kick this Christmas

A kick of the good stuff, that is! The perfect treat to make use of that doggie stocking, methinks. Not real beer, obviously, but while you're enjoying a few coldies on Christmas Day, give your doggie a wee snip of this to warm his spirits!

Bowser Dog Beer & Pretzel Snacks
Bowser Dog Beer & Pretzel Snacks

 

Remember "Fetch"?

It seems fetch has become a pretty high-tech affair. First there were those sticks with the scoops on the end which allow you to hoik the ball further, giving Rover more run without having to dislocate your arm. Well, now it seems as if just one ball isn't enough for a dog. And that's where this piece of machinery comes in... Firing four balls with it's crossbow/catapult/laser-beam type set up, your dog ain't gonna know what hit him!

HyperDog Ball Launcher, 4 ball
HyperDog Ball Launcher, 4 ball

 

Salvidor Doggie

This is ridiculous in a genuinely hilarious way for me. This is another "fetch" toy. There's a ball and attached to the ball is the humungastache. Throw the whole thing and when Rover grabs it and brings it back, he'll look like a Great Gatsby-era doggie (or a surrealist painter hound).

Humunga Stache
Humunga Stache

 

Prepare your cat for the Attack of the Killer Cars

I think this is great! I mean, look at that picture: How funny is that shit? "Extra! Extra! Read all about it... Giant cat demolishes city. Mayor calls for state of emergency!"

Cats Attack! Scratching Post
Cats Attack! Scratching Post

It reminds me of Monty Python...

 

Orthopedic Beds for Pets

Yeah, I don't get this one either. They're dogs. I honestly don't think they need orthopedic beds. Buy, hey! What would I know? Check out this ridiculousness...

Comfort Zone Ortho-Pedic Beds
Comfort Zone Ortho-Pedic Beds

 

Doggie Sofas

Similarly, why on Earth would a dog need a sofa? Somewhere soft, sure. Some cushions, a soft space, etc. But look at the price-tag for a "special doggie sofa" and tell me that ain't ridiculous...

Quiet Time Bolster Dog Bed
Quiet Time Bolster Dog Bed

 

Ridiculous, but...

This one I concede is useful because I've seen dogs cringe in terror at electrical storms. There's still an element of ridiculousness to it, no doubt. But I also think it'd be nice for Rover to not have to run about in fear every time a storm rolls in.

Storm Defender Cape for dogs
Storm Defender Cape for dogs

 

What on Earth is this all about?

Look at how dumbfounded this poor moggie looks stuffed into these "playhouses". What's your cat supposed to do in these things? Is there room to move? Can they fly? Crush things and fire missiles? Put out an inferno? Search me...

But the best part is that they're made of cardboard so when Kitty realises how lame a present it is, she can shred it and chew on it (non-toxic ink, no less) and show you just how much she loves it.

Cat Play House
Cat Play House

 

Clothing for Dogs. Why, oh why?

I don't really understand clothing for animals. They have fur so it's clearly not for the cold. Which means the owners are using them as an extension of their own fashionability. Isn't that some kind of animal cruelty or summink?

This is What Spoiled looks like Dog T-Shirt

This is What Spoiled Looks Like - Dog T-Shirt

 

Kill with my brain Dog T-Shirt

Kill With My Brain - Dog T-Shirt

 

This one's probably pretty accurate...

I'm With Stoopid Dog T-Shirt

I'm With Stoopid - Dog T-Shirt

 

Geekify Your Pet!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this. Really, I don't. As if dressing your pet up isn't bad enough... These ones even come with headgear: yoda ears, Leia hair-thingys, and Darth helmet. **shakes head**

Pet Star Wars Costumes
Pet Star Wars Costumes

 

No, this is not a joke!

When I saw this picture I thought they must have been kidding, but oh no... this is for real. Yep, you read that right: Doggie Diapers. They do actually sound as if they have a useful purpose, but I still can't get my head around the fact that they're for dogs!

SnuggEase Dog Diapers, 2PK, X-Large
SnuggEase Dog Diapers, 2PK, X-Large