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Ridiculous Gifts for Pet-Lovers

I'm not quite sure what it is about pet-lovers that makes them go ga-ga over the silliest of things, but... well, they do!

What you'll find below are some prime examples of what I'm talking about...

 

 

Cat & Dog Owners' Manuals

These manuals are written in the style of, say, a DVD player manual or like Ikea instructions for how to put together your 12-piece dining set using nothing but an allen-key.

Quirky and funny and utterly ridiculous. Anyone who's a geek at heart and owns a pet will get a kick out of these little pieces of absurdity.

Cat Owners Manual
Cat Owners Manual

Dog Owners Manual
Dog Owners Manual

 

Dogopoly: Getting the Biggest Pile of Bones

Yes, that's right! It's Monopoly reinvented for dog owners. You know the drill: piss on every street corner, fire hydrant, and lamp post in town until you control the whole territory.

Dog-opoly (Monopoly)
Dog-opoly (Monopoly)

 

Doormat for Dog Owners

This doormat is for anyone who has one of those arse-bitey hounds who loves to chew on anything that moves and terrorise the postman.

Doormat, Dog Hiding in Bushes
Doormat, Dog Hiding in Bushes

 

Puzzles. Seriously?

Puzzles have got to be the lamest present ever. I'd even go for socks'n'undies over a freaking jigsaw. Still, maybe dog owners will get hours of enjoyment outta this puppy...

Doggie Delight Large Format 300 Piece Puzzle
Doggie Delight Large Format 300 Piece Puzzle

 

Yoga Cats (yep, you read that right)

I don't know. Really, I don't. Are they random/happenstance shots of cats that appear to be in yoga poses? Or are they digitally manipulated?

Or did some dog-lover take these pics?

Yoga Cats 2012 Calendar & Cat Care CalenDots Gift Set
Yoga Cats 2012 Calendar & Cat Care CalenDots Gift Set

More idiotic calendars
if you're interested...

 

You'll want to erase from your memory!

Stick this puppy in and watch him go! What's more to say? You get the picture.

Humping USB Dog
Humping USB Dog